Favourite IT Crowd character: Maurice Moss
Horses With Better Hair Than You
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
i love him.
was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg
can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where can i buy a boyfriend like this?
How did you not expect this to get more than ten notes?
I can be this boyfriend. Now I just need a girlfriend that is ok with this
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK